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france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred
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disrespecting any elderly person that isn’t abusive or super racist or cruel or something is so fucking wrong they have been been on this planet so much longer than you and I will hate you forever if you’re mean to an old person
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Get ready to piss yourself laughing at my terrible moves.
you’re perfect
headcanon
iM CRY
I LITERALLY
APPLAUDED BECAUSE OF THE NAPOLEON DYNAMITE DANCE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
SKREEEEEEEEE
(via cocktopimp)
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Leaving for Indiana tomorrow at 6 AM.
Going to work on a goat farm for the summer.
What a life.
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TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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Sorry for the stock image background, but I wanted to be done with this and it didn’t look good with anything else I tried.
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A Japanese tutorial on how to draw plaid on skirts, but can be used on any piece of clothing. The images are easy to follow, so the text is not important. Can be used with any medium or style. Source unknown.
Source artist is Kantoku. God of tartan.
man I wish I had had this like 4 updates ago! Ima draw some tartan when Iget home to make up for it haha
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
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I am having my first alcoholic drink right now.
As soon as I took a sip the lights in my room started flickering.
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I bought myself the Sims 3 with the Pets expansion pack today now that I have a fast computer.
There goes my life.
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me writing
me drawing
me
(Source: masseffectreactions, via synnesai)
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so u buy this t-shirt with a record on it and u get sucked into a game called sburb and for some reason this record symbol is fucking everywhere and its suddenly ur thing and its on all ur clothes and its a pivotal part of winning because theres a massive version of it on your planet thing and ur just like “jesus dick i got that shirt cause it was on the clearance rack at walmart”
(via emifail)
